Their parents, utterly mortified by their offspring's appearance, had fled to the frozen tundra of Siberia. They left behind a message for their ratbag children, a message that read like this: "Never in a hundred million years could a human being be so unlucky as to have children that resemble something that not even the most complex dictionary has words for. There are no words in any India Phone Number List language that have been invented to describe their ugliness. This was not an insult, but a compliment. It was a testament to the fact that their children were so unique, so unlike anything that had ever been seen before, that words failed to capture their essence. Their appearance was so bizarre, so beyond the realm of human comprehension, that it was as if they were characters straight out of a surrealist painting.
The dog was aptly name pig face. When he put the stare on you it would burn holes in your skull and make you feel like running off into the desert screaming like a crazy person. You would never want to be down wind when he let rip a fart. The smell resembled rotting flesh, mixed with skunk oil, chicken fat and the swill of a thousand fat pigs. But like all dogs he liked a scratch. The only thing is you would have to use a sharp stick to scratch because he was very thick skinned.